Cupids Peak by Lee Jacquot EPUB & PDF – eBook Details Online
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- Authors: Lee Jacquot
- Language: English
- Genre: Holiday Fiction
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“I f you don’t get someone to rail you within an inch of your life soon,
I’m kicking you out.”
My twin sister, Eleni, tosses her phone down on the couch next to me, her
lips twisted in a somehow graceful grimace. I’ve never understood how she’s
able to do that, but I add it to my mental list of ways she continues to reign
supreme in being effortlessly elegant.
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“I’m sorry.” I pull my pajama-covered legs under me and blow on my hot
chocolate, ignoring the soft glow of her phone. “Please explain to me how my
having sex has anything to do with my quality as a roommate?”
She brushes her hands over her cream pantsuit. The gorgeous fabric
ripples under her touch. “It’s like coming home to a sad cat lady with no cats,
and it’s progressively making your aura suck. You need a good O to bring
back some life to those cheeks.”
“A good O,” I repeat, taking a small sip of my drink and turning back
toward my paused Hallmark movie. “I get those every Friday, thank you.”
It’s the truth, I really do. In fact, I actually have an assortment of toys—
all ordered from a discreet shipping site—and rotate them out every Friday
while Eleni’s on her dates. I’m what some would call a “shy masturbator,”
and can’t seem to find the spot if I know anyone’s around to hear.
Eleni throws her hands up before delicately sitting on the leather accent
chair next to our couch. “Orgasms should be spontaneous, Em. Not penciled
in like something on an agenda.”
“Says the woman who goes on dates every Friday,” I counter, raising a
defiant brow.
Having a solid schedule is one of the few things my sister and I have in
common. Everything else, though? Pretty much the complete opposite.
Where she’s assertive, I’m reserved. Where she’s Miss Fancy-Pants, I’m
Miss Cozy-Sundresses. While she’s content in front of a dozen cameras being
the spokesperson for a multi-billion-dollar corporation, I’m in the
background, working on that same corp’s finances from the comfort of my
couch.
I’ve never liked being front and center. There’s just too much pressure
that comes with people watching you, and even imagining them in their
underwear does absolutely nothing to help my fried nerves.
“Em, I go out on Fridays because I’m busy during the week, and my
Saturdays belong to friends, while my Sundays are for—”
“Errands, I know,” I finish for her, taking another swig from my cat mug.
And yes, I see the irony. Both in my cup and her telling me to be spontaneous
when she herself lives on a tight schedule. “Again, I’ll ask. What do my
future pet choices and the origin of orgasms have anything to do with you?”
Eleni sucks her teeth, her dark eyes narrowing. “Because our furniture is
too expensive to be scratched to hell, and your cunt needs a little love. It
helps with your internal balance.”
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