Stuff My Stocking by Chandelle LaVaun EPUB & PDF – eBook Details
- Author: Chandelle LaVaun
- Language: English
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“HUMANS DON’T KNOW how lucky they are,” Gemma grumbled behind us.
“What?” Brittany, Halley, and I all said as we turned to her.
She paused braiding her long, cotton-candy pink hair and arched one
eyebrow. “They get to punch a prick when he sticks his shit in other girls.”
I hung my head and laughed. She wasn’t wrong. The angels had a strict
rule against violence of any kind, a zero-tolerance policy. So a human girl
could punch her boyfriend in the face when she caught him sucking the lips
off another girl . . . but a fae girl like me had to suck up the rage and handle
her business with words.
“Accidents happen though.”
I looked back up to Halley who was coiling her metallic-silver scarf
around her hand. “Premeditated murder is the worst kind.”
Halley grinned and her lavender eyes twinkled as bright as the mischief
burning in her aura. “I’m not planning anything at all, but I’m clumsy and I
drop things all the time.”
Brittany, my best friend, sighed and buried her face in her tanned hands.
She shook her head so fast her brown ringlets bounced around her petite
shoulders. “We should not have brought them with us.”
Gemma winked one hazel eye. “Just send him to the girls at my club.
They’ll treat him as he deserves.”
Brittany threw her hands up and rolled her pale-green eyes. “Speaking of
your club, we’re all about to be late to work.”
Halley flipped her black hair over her shoulder. She pointed one glitterpainted fingernail at my best friend. “Moral support is a good excuse to be
late. And luckily, my boss is much more chill than both of yours.”
“Because you let him watch you change before shows.” Brittany shook
“Yeah, luckily.” Halley shimmied her shoulders, and it made the large,
brand-new breasts she’d had implanted shake just enough to make three
grown men crash into a table next to us. She winked to them and waved.
“That was one time last year. It’s not my fault men are pathetic, and it’s my
get out of jail free card ever since.”
“Exactly.” Gemma shrugged. “I’ll just give mine a lap dance, and he’ll
forget all about it. He thinks he has all us girls wrapped around his finger, but
he doesn’t know we’ve got him by the—”
“Yes, I’m very happy for both of you.” Brittany pressed her fingers to her
temples. “But my boss is a robot. I can’t be late.”
“Ladies, ladies.” I stepped in between them and smiled. “Thank you for
joining me on this stakeout. Please don’t let Brittany be late for work because
of Kyle and his blow-up doll.”
Halley sighed heavily. “I hate your boss, Britt. But yeah, let’s go get in
the taxi line.”
“I know the guy running it tonight.” Gemma winked. “I know him real
well. He’ll get us outta here quick.”
“Cam.” Halley gripped my arm. “Call us if you need backup.”
I grinned. “I will. Thank you for helping.”
Gemma and Halley turned and headed back inside the casino toward the
taxi line out front. But Brittany hadn’t moved yet. She glared over her
shoulder at the swimming pool where my boyfriend was making out with a
random girl in a thong bikini.
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