Take a Bow, Noah Mitchell by Tobias Madden EPUB & PDF – eBook Details
- Author: Tobias Madden
- Language: English
- Format: PDF / EPUB
- Size: 1 MB
- Price: Free
I’M IN LOVE WITH MagePants69. Which is a huge problem. For
so many reasons, including (but denitely not limited to) the
1. I’ve never met him.
2. I have no idea what his real name is or what he looks like.
3. He’s possibly a serial killer who uses online gaming platforms
(exactly like the one I’m on right now) to groom desperate teenagers
(exactly like me), before luring them into the bush and cutting them
up into tiny pieces and feeding them to his Persian cat (exactly like
Mr. Nibbles, who’s currently curled up on my bed, purring like an
But still, despite all of this … I’m in love. It’s irrational. It’s irresponsible. But it’s irrevocable. A new message pops up in the in-game chat window at the top right of my interface. MagePants69 I point my cursor at the bottom of the screen and double-click my mouse. My Human avatar leaps through the reeds towards the dirty little swamp goblins and sends ve of them ying with a single swing of his axe.
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